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eyecandybutts:

#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck

and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla

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eyecandybutts:

#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck

and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla

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high-feelings:

This may not match your blog but my township can use all the reblogs it can get.
Police in Springfield, Montgomery County are searching for a missing teen.
Joshua Williams, 16, has been missing since 5:30 a.m. on Sunday, Aug. 31.
Williams is described as a black male who is 5’10”, 190 lbs, with brown hair and brown eyes and a large build.
When Williams was last seen, he was wearing a black t-shirt, black running pants and black backpack.
If you have any information, you’re asked to call police at 215-836-1601
ANYONE IN THE MONTGOMERY PA AREA PLEASE KEEP A LOOK OUT FOR JOSHUA WILLIAMS AND CALL THE NUMBER ABOVE IF YOU HAVE ANY ANY ANY INFORMATION!!!

high-feelings:

This may not match your blog but my township can use all the reblogs it can get.

Police in Springfield, Montgomery County are searching for a missing teen.

Joshua Williams, 16, has been missing since 5:30 a.m. on Sunday, Aug. 31.

Williams is described as a black male who is 5’10”, 190 lbs, with brown hair and brown eyes and a large build.

When Williams was last seen, he was wearing a black t-shirt, black running pants and black backpack.

If you have any information, you’re asked to call police at 215-836-1601

ANYONE IN THE MONTGOMERY PA AREA PLEASE KEEP A LOOK OUT FOR JOSHUA WILLIAMS AND CALL THE NUMBER ABOVE IF YOU HAVE ANY ANY ANY INFORMATION!!!

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spicy-vagina-tacos:

maplehoofs:

WHY

THIS IS WHY GOD DOESNT TALK TO US ANYMORE

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

(Source: notalwaysright.com, via hedwigofthetardis)

I can confirm this

high-functioning-sociopaths:

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alittleworldofimagination:

death-limes:

bowiesnippleantennae:

whatdoyoumeanionlygetoneotp:

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sassy-satan666:

fer1972:

Colored Pencil Drawings by Adolfo Fernandez Rodriguez

EXCUSE YOU WHAT

/muffled screaming/

FUCK

…fuck off hyper realism you make a me so angry

COLORED PENCIL

CO̢L̵OR̨E̸D̷ ̕PEN̴CI̸L̡

C̡̨̗̳̤̦̰͍̗͚͐̽̓̓Oͧ̒͌͏̛̺L͌͊͂ͤͤ͛̐ͤ͏̧̲͚Ǒ̡̡̆͆ͣ̽҉̯͈̲͕̯̻͖̪R̠͎̭͈͚͛͛͒͊̈̊̎̃ͩE̳͍̖̓̃ͨ̀ͮ̽̊̽͢D̢̺͎̪̠̹̊ͤ͊̈ͯ̉͘ ̧̫̫͓͍̩̹̮ͦͣ̏͐ͭͮ̌ͅP̖̪͛̌̄̕͞Ę͉̬̯͂̓̕N̶̝̼ͩ̏ͤͦ̈́C̷̦̩̀ͮ͡I͊͛̇͘҉̮̗̤̳͝L͍̘͑͒̐̆͑ͯ̾͒̌͘͜͞

L̠̣̞̞͗͑͌͛͋ͮ̐̕͘͝Á̷̡͔̭͖͙ͫ̋͐ͧͦ̽̋͂̒P̺̈̋I̸̻̙̟̦̱ͮ̍Ź͖̫͙͕̼̋ͮ̎͌̅͢͢͝ͅ ̶̞̼̩͍̘͎͓̭̒̐̏̚D̠͖̥̲̠̩̈̇̾́ͯ̂͆̔Ę͔̣̪̠̫̹̞͖̞̈̿͑ͯ̈̒̚̕ ̙͐ͩ͋̓̐ͧ͊̚͡C̖͈̏̿̋ͣ͌̓̃O̴̺̠̱͑̒L͖̮̂͌ͣͨͩ̂͆̕͝Ȯ͎͔̳͙̤̳̲͇̽̊͠Rͨ̔̾͌̀̈́͛̓҉͈̥͉̬̺̖̫̜̙

COLORED PENCIL?????!?

fcuk

before i read the thing i was going to reblog these because i thought the water looked so pretty

then i read the thing.

now i don’t know what to do with my life at all.

[screaming]

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thepeoplesrecord:

Columbia student will carry her mattress until her rapist exits school
September 2, 2014

While most students at Columbia University will spend the first day of classes carrying backpacks and books, Emma Sulkowicz will start her semester on Tuesday with a far heavier burden. The senior plans on carrying an extra-long, twin-size mattress across the quad and through each New York City building – to every class, every day – until the man she says raped her moves off campus.

“I was raped in my own bed,” Sulkowicz told me the other day, as she was gearing up to head back to school in this, the year American colleges are finally, supposedly, ready to do something about sexual assault. “I could have taken my pillow, but I want people to see how it weighs down a person to be ignored by the school administration and harassed by police.”

Sulkowicz is one of three women who made complaints to Columbia against the same fellow senior, who was found “not responsible” in all three cases. She also filed a police report, but Sulkowicz was treated abysmally – by the cops, and by a Columbia disciplinary panel so uneducated about the scourge of campus violence that one panelist asked how it was possible to be anally raped without lubrication.

So Sulkowicz joined a federal complaint in April over Columbia’s mishandling of sexual misconduct cases, and she will will hoist that mattress on her shoulders as part savvy activism, part performance art. “The administration can end the piece, by expelling him,” she says, “or he can, by leaving campus.”

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As painful as I know the constant reminder of attending school with her rapist must be, I’m glad she won’t be the only one forced to remember. I hope the rapist drops out immediately…or better yet, I hope he faces the justice he deserves. 

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daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

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apatheticghost:

nearly every family on disney channel

  • goofy dumb parent(s)
  • naive older brother who is nice but a total idiot and is often the butt of the joke
  • sister who is the main character and thought of as the only sane member of the character and also has very good grades but may be a bit uptight
  • younger sibling who is an evil mastermind and always has some sort of scheme to profit off something

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